Showing posts with label pie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pie. Show all posts

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Space Bridge

Early this morning I had a rather odd dream.  Okay I always have some odd dreams.  I was traveling back to the planet Earth via a space bridge.

The photo to the left is the closest I could find to the one in my dream without actually using my pathetic drawing ability to make an illustration myself.  The difference being that the bridge was over the planet Earth, it looked more like the Brooklyn bridge and it was all twisted and bent in on itself with pillars for docking hanging below.

In this dream I was an middle aged adult, born to Terrans that escaped Earth just before the Urban Wars began in 2012 due to the Mayan Apocalypse  and now was headed back to Earth from Mars for a bit of vacation.  Since I was born in NY I decided to go visit that place and get some pizza that they were so well known for, but I ran into a problem.

Of course there are problems trying to order pizza in a dream.  Nothing can ever be simple can it?  I decided to order the pie from the docking bay on the space bridge but when I called the parlor they wanted an order of a minimum of 70 pies.  How was I, a lonely female, going to ingest 70 pizzas? 

"Look", I said, "I'm willing to pay extra if you just let me buy one pizza." 

The order taker said, "Okay but that will be 1 million Sheqel." 

I said, "Forget it". 

I don't know about you but that is way too much to pay for one pie.  That is where I woke up.


Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Rainbows and Fruit Bars

Now that Valentines' Day is over I had to do something with my living room window for St. Patrick's Day.  Well I didn't have to but I wanted to and what's more fun than playing with Crayola Window Markers when you know if you make a mistake its just a damp cloth clean up away?

I'm not the best artist and I haven't drawn much in the past decade but the photo to the left is what I did yesterday afternoon while on my "bed rest".  So its not really bed rest but I'm restricted to what I'm supposed to do with the round ligament pain and ovarian cyst.

Today I made Fruit and Nut Bars of which I will share the simple recipe with all of you, my favorite people, my blog readers.  I just took the pan out of the oven and its still sizzling.  I won't be eating any of these creations, though I'd love to and they smell irresistible, as they are for the soldiers my husband works with at the COF.  The photo below is of the fruit and nut bars before baking.

Fruit and Nut Bars  (Makes 24-36 bars)
2 cups unsifted flour        1 cup sugar     1/2 tsp. baking soda
1/2 tsp. salt                     1/4 cup milk    1/2 cup vegetable oil
1 (27 oz.) jar of None Such brand Ready-To-Use Mincemeat (Classic, Original, or Brandy & Rum)   1 cup chopped nuts

Preheat oven to 400 degrees F.  In a large mixing bowl, combine dry ingredients.  Add oil and milk, stirring until mixture is well moistened and crumbly.  Reserving 1 cup crumb mixture, press remainder firmly on bottom of 13 x 9-inch  baking pan; top with mincemeat.  Sprinkle evenly with remaining crumb mixture, then nuts.  Bake 30 minutes or until golden brown.  Cool.  Chill if desired.  Cut into bars.  Store loosely covered at room temperature.

I used the Brandy & Rum None Such brand mincemeat.  I just prefer the taste.  When creating the crumb mixture I used extra virgin olive oil and used a wire dough blender, an antique handed down to me.

Have fun baking and don't forget to be a kid when you use window markers.