I'm a klutz. I know it and if you read my blog you know it too.
Over vacation I bought an elliptical machine of which I had full intention of using when my spouse went back to work last week. Well I think that the thing is possessed. No sooner do I put on my work out clothes the thing bites me.
I'm serious. In the past 8 working days I have had the thing bit me three times. Sure okay, I admit it is my fault because I get distracted. Yesterday I was headed to the elliptical machine when I got distracted by the color of the tarmac outside. I thought it was wet and possibly raining which meant I would have to go around closing all the windows. No rain. Crap, ouch, damn! Yup the elliptical bit me again.
If I'm going to injure myself by accident I do it well. I'm sure some of you are wondering what I did now and others probably are laughing with me in anticipation. I broke my feet. Feet? Yes both feet three times now.
Oh and my foot hurts! No sense in going to the doctors for any of the above as there is nothing to be done. Most I can do I did which is use ice on the broken part and apply hydrocortisone cream to the bites.
But I thought I'd share with you all that I am attempting to exercise but I am failing miserably. Right now I can't even get a sock let alone a shoe on.